Every Monday we provide a list of things we think you should do this week. Without goals there would be no failure and thus nothing for us to make fun of.
1. Figure out who's so worth groping on the metro that they had to launch a campaign to stop it from happening. If the metro bus is the "loser cruiser," the metro is the "ugly bus" and I'm confused about the need for this public awareness campaign.
2. If you're ever in Prattville, Alabama - go to the Blue Iguana. It will change your life - likely not in a good way.
3. Remind me to post everything about the Blue Iguana - fights, line dancing to rap music and the MC "Realist."
4. Never eat soggy waffles.