It's been a while since we did one of these, so here's a quick one!
Missed Connections
TGI Fridays - m4m - (Tech Road) - Meet at Friday's... breakup at Applebee's... move to new trailer park... rinse and repeat.
Handsome buck in suit/tie cowboy boots - m4m - 52 - (Chevy Chase DC) - ah shit, Bush is back in town.
Starwars Girl - m4w - (Dupont) - Oh God no.
Work attraction - m4w - 39 - (Penn Quarter) - Don't lie, nobody is attracted to work.
Beautiful Girl Old Town Giant - m4w - (Old town Alexandria ) - So you want to take a shot at the Giant woman from Old Town? Hope you packed a lunch.
I'm your neighbor - m4w - Not for long.
Reading a Ron Paul book on the Yellow Line - w4m - 23 - (Yellow Line, Alexandria) - Pretty sure this ends when you guys decide to talk politics... or when he makes you stay up all night voting repeatedly in internet polls.
Women Seeking Men
Nothing Ventured - Nothing Gained - 40 - (Columbia Heights) - You can't get herpes with your pants on, so let's roll the dice baby.
Waiting on You- (Germantown) - No, pretty sure guys are always waiting on girls.
I want to have a baby with a latino guy - (DMV) - Pretty sure this can be arranged... kind of a common occurence these days.
raw foodist/vegan/vegetarian - 29 - (MD) - Oh the many ways one can declare that they're an uptight bitch.
Sassy and Single .. - 37 - (PWC) - It's likely one of those is causing the other.
hot day leads to ......cold showers - 33 - (va) - Is this some kind of pitch to have a guy pay your utility bills?
SBF - Looking for unique/interesting - 27 - (NoVA) - What if I'm just unique, but not interesting?
value add - 27 - (Ballston) - Is this an appeal to a Smartrip machine?
Yoga and Love - 38 - (Arlington) - Why not solitaire and love? If you're into activities that don't require a partner, don't limit yourself.
looking for that special man - 21 - (somd) - By "special" do you mean a guy who needs supervision during the day?
Must Love Dogs - 54 - (Gaithersburg) - You need to work on your self-esteem.
Good looking men for lunch today? - (Nova) - Pretty sure cannibalism is illegal.
Fun girl looking for fun guy - 21 - (Alexandria) - And maybe we'll grow on each other like a fun-gus.
Men Seeking Women
Asian guy looking for a date - 38 - (Rockville ) - I wouldn't lead with the Asian thing.
I'm pretty awesome, are you? - 27 - (Fort Meade) - By craigslist standards anyone is "awesome."
What do I have to lose - 31 - (NoVa) - I'm willing to bet 15 -20 pounds.
Sexy and know the difference between literally and figuratively? - Scrabble expert - sexual novice.
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life; That word is Lov - 32 - (D. M. V.) - that word is a letter short, asshole.
Lunch and possible makeout session? - 34 - (Arlington/Rosslyn) - Why brush your own teeth when you can use a stranger's tongue?
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