It's been a while - here's a half-assed list of the funny stuff. Once again, the crazies are in the personals.
Chick-fil-A Intern at State Dept - m4w - 34 - (Ballston Mall) - Either you're a terrible writer or thats the coolest internship I have ever heard of.
At Northside Social - m4w - 26 - (Ballston) - Northside Social isn't in Ballston, asshole.
Diagonal/King St Beautiful Dress, and I told you so- Suntrust bank! - m4w - 52 - (Alexandria) - You're 52 and trolling Craigslist - I'm sure she started digging for her mace the moment you started talking to her.
blonde Russian girl on red-line - m4w - (red-line) - Can't decide if this intentionally funny or just a coincidence that none of you get.
I was drooling over you at BGR Wednesday - w4m - (RIO) - Hence the reason he didn't talk to you.
Blonde w/Freckles, In Shorts - m4w - (Alexandria) - Women love it when you point out their freckles! Were there not any moles or zits to bring to her attention in this post as well?
Around 5'1ish, brownish hair, big chested, girl next door face - m4w - (orange line) - "big chested" is still taken as "huge tits" when read by women - FYI.
The cop who took my hand - w4m - (Georgetown) - That's not nice. I hope he gives it back.
Women Seeking Men
SWF sub - 26 - (Fairfax) - Not my kind of sandwich.
strap on curiosity? - 29 - (woodley) - No.
in search of some body to hang out with - 26 - (Mt Rainier) - Funny how one little space between words can turn you into a necrophiliac.
Seeking fellow space nerd to attend the John Glenn Lecture with me - (Air & Space Museum) - Forgot to mention the post lecture party in his mom's basement.
Need a Date for George Thorogood or Joe Walsh - 50 - (Northern VA) - You'd think those guys could afford match.com.
Men Seeking Women
✤ Any Trail Runners? ✤ - 40 - (Great Falls) - It's easier to hide your body if we're already in the woods.
I'm sexy and I know it.... - (nova) - And that's likely your biggest issue.
Lunch and possible makeout session? - 34 - (Arlington/Rosslyn) - Let's stuff our faces and then lick each other's mouths clean! Irresistible, I'm sure.
Just your average guy - 43 - (silver spring/Aspen Hill) - How can a woman resist that pitch? Not in sales, are you?
WANTED: Kissing teacher - 29 - (Arlington, VA) - WANTED: Rapist claiming he needs kissing lessons.
Beach walking which I do best... - 25 - (arlington) - Holy shit - Yoda has an ad.
Fireplace Massage - m4w - 38 - (Arlington, Fairfax, DC, Alexandria) - Keep your hands off my fireplace, creep.
I'm looking for a woman who believes people can change - 45 - (College Park, MD.) - It's all in the way you accent the word "felon" that makes it easier to accept.
Free Massage - m4w - 36 - (Ashburn) - The ensuing rape is going to cost you, though.