Last week we featured a whole post on the rude women of the metro. This week we'll have nothing but boys to keep things fair.
Our first perp is...
It's a pretty packed train and Backpack Boy thinks he's Joe Cool leaning against the pole so he can play some game on his iPhone that is surely a statement of exactly how uncool he actually is. By all means Backpack Boy - make yourself comfortable at our expense.
I called this guy "Disco Man" initially because before he shifted into this pose, he looked like he was locked in a disco move like a funky ginger pimp from the 70s. He's all business with his shirt buttoned up to his nose and his perfect bible school part. Too bad he's an asshole who is doing the irritating "lean hold" that takes away not one pole from other riders, but two. If you look in the background the woman was caught shaking her fist at him while she called him a "pole violating asshole." I love my readers.
That's all for today, but please send your pole violator pics to firstname.lastname@example.org!