Every Monday we provide a list of things we think you should do this week. Without goals there would be no failure and thus nothing for us to make fun of.
1. By all means - do embarrass yourself and participate in "Restaurant Week." I'll be roasting you shortly.
2. Nats are back on Friday!
3. We'll deliver my OBX review.
4. I'll tell you why I'm bad a getting massages and why Tattooed Tammy probably isn't the best person to have manning the front desk at your massage parlor.
5. Don't over-promise and under-deliver like I do all the time! We'll see if I deliver have of this crap.