Every Monday we provide a list of things we think you should do this week. Without goals there would be no failure and thus nothing for us to make fun of.
1. It's recess - show up late, leave early and drink a lot. You have all of September to regret all of August.
2. This past weekend I became an OBX asshole. This week I'll share with you my thoughts on the place and the people.
3. Explain to me why the Olympics last longer than a weekend. I'm so tired of it I've resorted to watching baseball...
4. Someone tell my wife they've cancelled "Restaurant Week" this year so I don't have to go eat crappy food at nice places. I will write about this next week. I just need someone to to divert her attention this week.
5. Only 125 shopping days left until Hanukkah!
6. Started season three of Mad Men last night - they jump the shark with every episode and I'm still interested... funny how that works.