Every Monday we provide a list of things we think you should do this week. Without goals there would be no failure and thus nothing for us to make fun of.
1. I will give advice to conservatives this week - I promise.
2. Do tell everyone you know about your "Black Friday" and "Cyber Monday" deals. Be okay with the fact they don't care.
3. Let's talk about why Christmas music holds easy listening radio hostage as a rule.
4. The whitest place on earth is puppet show at Glen Echo park - a primer on parents in $200 jeans.